Tuesday, May 13, 2008


You get it into your head, as you do, periodically, that you are ugly.


If you weren't married you'd be single forever.

You present about as much threat to other women as a suicidal chinchilla does to a shark.

You decide chocolate is probably the answer to this problem.

You wonder - "Could this be how I got a weight problem....?"

You eat the chocolate anyway.

And so the cycle continues.

1 comment:

Carrie said...

If you are ugly and man-ish then I am Wurzel Gummage (no idea if thats how you spell it)

This is the worst excuse for eating chocolate I have ever heard!